# Monday is Data Privacy Day

Monday is Data Privacy Day. Celebrate by putting your phone in a martini
shaker and leaving the internet forever.

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### Monday is Data Privacy Day

Monday is Data Privacy Day. Celebrate by putting your phone in a martini
shaker and leaving the internet forever.

Monday is Data Privacy Day. Celebrate by removing all the yellow ink from your
printer’s cartridge with a syringe.

Monday is Data Privacy Day. Celebrate by posting under an assumed identity.

Monday is Data Privacy Day. Celebrate by convincing Facebook that you are at
least 120 years old & drive a pink car.

Monday is Data Privacy Day. Celebrate by putting electrical tape over
everybody else’s webcams too.

Monday is Data Privacy Day. Celebrate by only appearing in public wearing a
photorealistic 3d printed mask of Richard D. James’ face over your own face.

Monday is Data Privacy Day. Celebrate by clicking on a thai death metal video
& letting autoplay follow that connection in the background for a week.

Monday is Data Privacy Day. Celebrate by legally changing your name to “;drop
table users;

Monday is Data Privacy Day. Celebrate by proving all those stock photos right
about hackers wearing black ski masks when typing.

Monday is Data Privacy Day. Celebrate by getting a new, asymmetrical haircut
and some temporary face tattoos of eyes.

Monday is Data Privacy Day. Celebrate by replacing your wardrobe with loose
jumpsuits printed with hundreds of GAN-generated faces.

By [John Ohno](https://medium.com/@enkiv2) on [February 1,
2019](https://medium.com/p/4011cb34b5d2).

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